biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

adult-sasuke:

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

toyboxboy:

Spencer Reid in 14x12 Hamelin

executivemoth:

Best things about the CR cast:

- When Liam feels any emotion and CHUCKS his glasses across the table

- When one of Sam’s ads actually breaks Taliesin and he just collapses at the table

- When they manage to surprise Matt so bad he goes “Shit, okay”

- Ashley’s “okay okay okay” as she tries to calm herself down and decide what to do

- When Travis figures out a reveal before everyone else and starts pointing wildly

- The fact that Marisha and Matt go get Taco Bell together after stressful episodes

- When BWF and Tal start reminiscing about incredibly specific and NSFW experiences they’ve had in LA.

- When they get an important piece of paper and Laura scrambles to find her glasses

- “I can’t do (totally plausible thing), can I?” -Sam

- When Liam refuses to say an NPC’s name right and Travis is forced to beg Matt for their lives

- When Marisha got the morning after letter from Keg, and launched herself into another dimsension.

- When Laura and Sam start drawing dirty pictures and giggle like school children

- When Matt brings out a map and they all give the most excited and encouraging comments to him about how cool it looks

- Ashley’s little :-0 face whenever a plot point she missed comes up in a game and she thinks it’s cool

- When Taliesin refuses to not be hopelessly bisexual, supremely goth, and horny on main

- When Marisha tries to do some weird monk shit and gives Matt a goofy smile, like she’s trying to charm the dice into cooperation

- When Sam drunk-cried on AWNP because he loves his family and friends so much

- Whenever Matt checks in with everyone to make sure they’re still having fun with such earnestness in his voice

- When Tal and Travis are on talks together and look like a weird high school couple with an awkward size difference

PLEASE add more.

rathernoon:

rathernoon:

rathernoon:

molly and caduceus are like an unstoppable bullshitter meets an immovable no-nonsense kinda guy

caduceus: (after having listened to one of molly’s spiels) that was a nice story. none of that is true, is it?

molly: (mildly intimidated) i like this guy

shkspr:

i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows

friedeggsandwichh:

Whoops.

snoopingasusualisee:

Collection

muchymozzarella:

muchymozzarella:

A show where the cast is EXTREMELY DIVERSE except they’re all just different kinds of Asians (like Avatar in real life lmao)

buildingcastles replied to your text post

And yet no Malays :/

You could…. add to the post =)) Pretty sure there are a hundred something Asian people I didn’t include in this post :P 

winterizedt51b:

directoravasharpe:

butchwilliams:

[gay panic]

#just the most hashtag relatable series of faces #ava’s not a top #she’s three bottoms in a trenchcoat #this cupcake just wants sara to bend her over that desk and make her talk dirty (via swashbucklery)

ziraseal:

witchella:

historyfilia:

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

You cannot tell me they didn’t do all of this with a sense of humor.

Athena, goddess of wisdom, watching her dumbass patron city do this shit: 

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

raw chaotic neutral

omg-humor:

I love Calvin’s mom’s reaction in the last panel